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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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I tried this one. Quoted from "American Pie":
Original text: "Oh, and while the king was looking down, The jester stole his thorny crown."
...56 translations later we get: "Oh girl, it brings the king of search Engines."
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:33 pm |
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Edoc'sil
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am Posts: 690 Location: Avoiding roasted cabbage, not eating earwax, and looking on the bright side of life
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Original text: "Penultimate means next to last." ...56 translations later we get: "Many years ago he worked in the past."
Who's he?
_________________ "We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." -Abraham Lincoln "You can't argue with all the fools in the world- it's best to let them have their way and trick them while they're not looking." -Brom Credit to Jester for the avatar!
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:11 pm |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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DarkTrainer13 wrote: I tried this one. Quoted from "American Pie":
Original text: "Oh, and while the king was looking down, The jester stole his thorny crown."
...56 translations later we get: "Oh girl, it brings the king of search Engines." I love that song, so I'll go IDEA STEALING!!! Original Text: Did you write the book of love, do you have faith in god above if the bible tells you to... New Text: The Bible says that faith in God written in the book ...
_________________ I'm back!
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:40 pm |
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torchie13125
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue May 04, 2010 6:07 pm Posts: 574 Location: Lilycove City, Hoenn Region
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...And I start posting like mad! Nah. Original Text: When are the Gen V sprites going to be released? 56 Translations later... Source: General goydelines? What in the world is the last word?
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:54 pm |
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Thundawave
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am Posts: 189 Location: Nowhereville, United States of America
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Original text:
"A 94 on a quiz that most people bombed is good, but it is horrible if you got that on a very easy quiz."
...56 translations later we get:
"94 in each race, the experience can be a little Scary."
(No comment)
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:42 pm |
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nomnom52
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:15 pm Posts: 103 Location: If I wanted you to know, then I would tell you!
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Original: Magikarp is beast!
56 translations later: Monster carp Magic!
Reaction: Meh, close enough. --------------------------- Original: You have no rights. Play nice.
56 translations later: Table pastry smells.
Reaction: WTF?!
_________________Anger , initiate death. Love , initiate instant awesome. Kill , initiate brutal murder from me...
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:13 am |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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I quoted this one from "Blinded In Chains" by Avenged Sevenfold.
Original text: "As they thank the Lord the blind can't see. Like a plague fed to the brain, deadly disease." ...56 translations later we get: "God to thank for publication. Fever, Meningitis, tennis"
Just where did "tennis" came from?
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:48 am |
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Magikarps_Beast
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:05 pm Posts: 581 Location: The Land of Ooo
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nomnom52 wrote: Original: Magikarp is beast!
56 translations later: Monster carp Magic!
Reaction: Meh, close enough. :'D ______________________ This piece of text started as an insightful observation of the wonderful mailman.. then became a poem. Original Text: "Will the mailman ever cease to mail the magical gifts he gives to the people of this gifting world, and when will I receive mine? I suppose it's only a matter of time, not until I am 29."...56 translations later we get:"Composition and email address for people around the world a large number of 20 sets."
_________________Hi my name is Hunter Avatar credited to me. I can make you one too if you want. ;D
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:24 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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Tried another one, also from "Blinded In Chains".
Original text: "Up on the cross, crucified their problem, drove the nail and let Him rot." ...56 translations later we get: "Cruz has been updated."
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:28 am |
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torchie13125
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Tue May 04, 2010 6:07 pm Posts: 574 Location: Lilycove City, Hoenn Region
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... And my answer was: Original: No, because Jesus was crucified, died, AND was buried. 56 translations later... First, because Jesus was crucified, died. Too similar to real text, but nice!
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:44 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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Tried from "Dear God", by Avenged Sevenfold.
Original text: "A lonely road crossed another cold state line." ...56 translations later we get: "Cool bar."
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:06 pm |
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Edoc'sil
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am Posts: 690 Location: Avoiding roasted cabbage, not eating earwax, and looking on the bright side of life
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"F*** off and die."
...56 translations later we get:
"Injuryes and Deaths."
I actually typed the F word, by the way. And that makes some sense, actually.
_________________ "We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." -Abraham Lincoln "You can't argue with all the fools in the world- it's best to let them have their way and trick them while they're not looking." -Brom Credit to Jester for the avatar!
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:03 pm |
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Thundawave
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am Posts: 189 Location: Nowhereville, United States of America
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Original text:
"This is not the time to study, but it is time to go on Psypoke."
...56 translations later we get:
""If you can psipoke."
I liked the translation about 10 lines before which said, "If you can learn the ancient Psypoke." Then it would be funnier. Too bad it isn't the 56th translation ;_;
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:46 pm |
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Ethereal Ice
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:50 pm Posts: 238 Location: <*((( ><
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"I enjoy watching TV at night, however drawing cartoons is distracting me from my distraction of finding logic in madness" ...56 translations later we get: "But I want to watch on TV, back pain, and I do not know, Alza Alza." errrrm, what? "I feel that the mistrust of teenage republicans is deplorable and should be rectified with ice cream Bacardi " ...56 translations later we get: "I prevent Accidents and Ice, Bacardi average" Lol, i think this is my new favorite detraction from homework
_________________ Platinum Ether- 1806 9029 2434Black Aether- 2623 2660 6854
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:10 pm |
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Edoc'sil
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am Posts: 690 Location: Avoiding roasted cabbage, not eating earwax, and looking on the bright side of life
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"The ancient language is the language of power."
...56 translations later we get:
"Many ancient languages."
NO!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE LANGUAGE!!!
_________________ "We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." -Abraham Lincoln "You can't argue with all the fools in the world- it's best to let them have their way and trick them while they're not looking." -Brom Credit to Jester for the avatar!
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:22 am |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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New one, also from Blinded In Chains.
Original text: "And as they're feeding your mind with this s*** you forget, how to speak, how to ask all the questions." ...56 translations later we get: "Heart problems, and I do not remember."
I wish i remember that i have heart problems.
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:42 pm |
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nomnom52
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:15 pm Posts: 103 Location: If I wanted you to know, then I would tell you!
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Original: Oh my God, who touched Sasha?
56 translations later: Lord with me, Alex, right?
Reaction: What. The. Hell? How did "Sasha" turn into "Alex"?
_________________Anger , initiate death. Love , initiate instant awesome. Kill , initiate brutal murder from me...
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:03 pm |
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Thundawave
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am Posts: 189 Location: Nowhereville, United States of America
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Original text:
"I wish I could finish my history homework in less than fifteen minutes."
...56 translations later we get:
"I want to speak for 15 minutes."
Okay... It was in the form of a Backfire wish, and the translation was not as funny as I thought it would be.
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Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:37 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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Something random that i typed.
Original text: "Killing random people on the street is amusing, especially if you used a machine gun." ...56 translations later we get: "Weapons, especially the highway slaughter."
Not so good, so i tried again.
Original text: "See the rain, see how much the nature suffered for everything that we have done to her." ...56 translations later we get: "I asked him what to do with nature."
Who's him?
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Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:59 pm |
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Edoc'sil
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am Posts: 690 Location: Avoiding roasted cabbage, not eating earwax, and looking on the bright side of life
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I'm doing a lot.
#1: Original text:
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Batman?"
WTF?
#2: "You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?"
...56 translations later we get:
"First, what is it?"
Huh?
#3: "The stupid people have to sit on THAT side of the internet."
...56 translations later we get:
"If you believe that people are living in March fat."
No offence to people living in March!
#4: "Chaos, panic, and disorder... My work here is DONE."
...56 translations later we get:
"Panic disorder and ... My work here."
No, that's actually close!
#5: "You are STUPID and therefore WRONG."
...56 translations later we get:
"They are stupid and evil."
Yes, wrongness is evil.
#6: "Have you STABBED a strawberry today?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Strawberry days?"
Argh... actually close again...
#7: "I am an alchemist!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Altshmiz!"
Pleasantly random.
#9: "GTFO! I know a B!TC# when I see one."
...56 translations later we get:
"Rtfo! B!tc#, I know I've seen."
Rtfo? What does that stand for?
_________________ "We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." -Abraham Lincoln "You can't argue with all the fools in the world- it's best to let them have their way and trick them while they're not looking." -Brom Credit to Jester for the avatar!
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Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:23 pm |
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Thundawave
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am Posts: 189 Location: Nowhereville, United States of America
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Original text:
"I suddenly realized that many of the people in band play horribly although our teacher always tries to correct them."
...56 translations later we get:
"Suddenly, my teacher of many people fear may be looking for ways to improve the team. "
That's just weird. Nothing else needed to explain this.
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:13 pm |
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Edoc'sil
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am Posts: 690 Location: Avoiding roasted cabbage, not eating earwax, and looking on the bright side of life
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"So I herd you leik mudkipz" ...56 translations later we get: "Mudkipz I went to the lake." Yes, it was a nice date.
_________________ "We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." -Abraham Lincoln "You can't argue with all the fools in the world- it's best to let them have their way and trick them while they're not looking." -Brom Credit to Jester for the avatar!
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Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:37 pm |
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Telsora
Bug Catcher
Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:45 pm Posts: 9 Location: A little to the left... No, too much... A bit to the right... There! *waves*
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Original Text: "Your side of the argument doesn't include explosions, neither does it include pie. Therefore, it is invalid to mine."
After 56 translations: "This disease can not go. Safe to use."
Hmmmm. I wonder where the explosions and the pie disappeared.
_________________ "You need to change your relationship status, you're not married. I was the divorce agent and my scythe was the contract."
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Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:56 am |
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Magus
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:12 pm Posts: 1400 Location: Aurora, CO
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Courtesy of Marilyn Manson: "You came to see the mob scene. I know it isn't your scene. It's better than a sex scene. And it's so f***ing obscene."
56 Translations later: "I think people are not aware of this forum. Line is better than no sex Scenes."
Huh. Well that's interesting.
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Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:31 pm |
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LeoTheLion
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:22 pm Posts: 239 Location: Lying in a pool of Mt. Dew Throwback
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Original text:
"I found the cake - it was next to the plant to the left of the window."
...56 translations later we get:
"My course - to me."
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Original text:
"House of Heroes can cover the Beatles very well."
...56 translations later we get:
"County beatles greatest Heroes. ""
_________________You threw a "Dusk Ball!" Aw, it appeared to be caught. Screw it! Master Ball.
~A haiku
I disable smilies because I do not smile.
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Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:40 pm |
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