Let's face it - most injuries have a hilarious story to them. Even the most painful of injuries can have humor found in them. So I created this thread so you can share to the world injuries you've had or a family member that are in some aspect funny. Here is my injuriy:

I was playing 3 on 3 basketball in gym class the other day. I was doing surprisingly well, until <i>it</i> happened. I stole the ball from the opposing team, and passed it to my teammate so he could take it back behind the 3 point line. Soon, though, he was surrounded. I yelled, "PASS IT!" and he passed the ball to me. As it hit, my 3 outside fingers on my left hand were bent back and it sprained my ring finger. I cried out" OW" Edit by sN0w: "ouch would do; there's no need for all the asterisked expletives. (It hurt) By the end of the night, that finger was about twice as wide as all my other fingers due to swelling. It was quite a sight.

This next one is also about a sprained finger. A few years ago, I always watched the show "Yu-Yu Hakusho" whenever I got the chance. So, being 11 and dumb, I was dumb. Our living room was loud because all my siblings were wreaking havoc and screaming like banshees. I grabbed a couch pillow and said, "Watch this!" and then, bringing my hand down while holding the pillow with finger pointed outwards, I yelled "SPIRIT GUN!" My finger hit the ground hard and bent a few ways that it wasn't supposed to. That hurt too.

Another time, I was at youth group, and I was jumping backwards onto beanbags. Backwards. So I had no clue when someone pulled it away until my head and butt nailed the hard floor and sent fuzzy shockwaves through every nerve in my body. (Well, almost every nerve )
I had a pounding headache. Also, I hit my butt so hard I could barely move my upper thighs so I had a hard time getting up. And yes, standing was unimaginably painful. Ha ha.


So post what happened to you! Even if you don't think it's funny someone somewhere will find humor in it.

My friend Matt was blading (inline skating) one time, and he skated right into a steel pole...

(I wasn't there to see it, though.)

I try to avoid pain at all costs, but sometimes my own dimwittedness causes it... examples.

I was walking into Movie Gallery, thinking about who-knows-what. I kinda zoned out for a second, and left my right middle finger in the door. It closed. Hard. I almost collapsed in pain. (I got a blood blister under the fingernail from that. The blister went away, but the nail won't go back to normal. Pretty weird.)

I can't remember much of it, but when I was about 3 years old, my cousins were running in a circle in my old living room. I told 'em to run a wider circle, and next thing I knew, Steven ran into the water bottle I was holding and chipped my tooth. It hurt like mad... though I can't remember much of it. (I still have the tooth; haven't lost it yet )

I was walking past the old record player we have and zoned out for about a second. All I remember is kicking the record player on accident, then tripping into the couch... >_<

Stupidly, all my latest injuries have involved me falling onto something soft.

I fell out of bed at an awkward angle, it hurt but I landed on the extra pillowcases. ^_^

I have chipped a tooth on the bathtub (I was like 3).

In addition, my hands are covered in the scars of electrical burns. Interestingly, many of them have been disappearing as of late. I was rather proud of one where you could see the entry wound on my palm and an exit wound opposite it on the back of my hand. The entry wound is gone, and the exit is just a dot now.

It should be noted however that I have never broken a bone. Not even a fracture actually. The middle finger in my right hand, however, is slightly deformed due to a bowling ball (I hit myself in the back on the knee with it, and it bent my finger out of shape).

I am a complete klutz though. That's why I work with potentially fatal amounts of electricity! @@;

LOL, I broke the tip of my finger getting up. Idk how I am just really stupid sometimes. Anyhoo months later it hasn't fix and now one of my fingers look funny .

Edit:Also one time I actually fainted drinking a sprite and people told me I was having seizures. I liked it though because when I was passed out I felt like I was flying

Well, this is a wierd one IMO:

I asked to go to the toilet at school, the teacher said I could go so I went. When I walked out I thought: "Lol, I think I'll jam my finger in the door" and so I opened the door, put my finger through the space and then shut the door, then... "Aagh! Agh!!! Get it out!!" I managed to get my finger out, but it was crushed quit badly IMO.

I had a group of friends staying over at my house once, & we thought it would be hilarious to see who could eat a small bowl of pistachio nuts the fastest.

It was fun, we made a right mess, but in my rush to eat as many nuts as possible I accidentally tried to eat one in its shell.
It cracked one of my teeth in half, I had to go to hospital to get it fixed.
Let this be a lesson to squirrels everywhere.

I broke my toe on the bathtub... (and this was just a few months ago)

We used to play a game where you pull the chair out from under the person when they get up and then they fall on to their butt when they try to sit down. (this was in Kindergarten). It didn't work so well on me. My head hit the chair leg, the chair hit a large desk and the resounding crack nearly split my head in two. I'm surprised I didn't get concussed.

What's odd is that I got smarter after that.

[color=#ff6ec7]Okay, so this isn't very humorus, but about an hour

I have a list of injuries me and my friends have sustained.
1. My friend went bike riding without a helmet, crashed into a telphone pole, cracked his skull open and had surgery. Let's just say he won't do that again.
2. My mom went to kiss me good-night, and I got up and unexpectedly whonked her in the eye. And what a shiner it was
3. When I was three, I went out to swing and fell on my back. I was really careful not to cry or show pain, and I very slowly walked in. it wasnt till later that night my mom noticed the giant slash down my back.
4. I was six, had just taken a bath, and my dad was drying me off when he hit me in the mouth. It took as bit to find my first lost tooth in the bathmat.

-Gardevoir~

I fell off a slide and broke my arm.
I rolled down a hill and broke my collarbone.
I fell out of a tree and almost broke my finger.
I picked an apple off my tree and a wasp flew out and stung my nose.

I'm not very lucky am I?
Everyone laughed and had no sympathy at my pathetic, not even worthy to be called 'Injuries'.

Though my sister jumps off the sofa and broke both her wrists
I had a good laugh at that.

1. About five years ago, we got a shock collar for my dog that would zap her with a weak current whenever she barked. Well, I wanted to see what would happen if I tried it, so I put it on and let out a bark. I got shocked pretty bad, and couldn't feel my legs for about a half an hour afterward.

2.I was leaving a restaurant when I was like, twelve and I wanted to see if I could hold my breath all the way from our table to the car. I couldn't. We were in the crowded lobby when I passed out from lack of oxygen...

3. A few weeks ago, I was at work talking to a really cute friend of mine (who I've secretly had a thing for since we met) as we walked to clean a theatre that had just emptied out (we work at the movies). She asked me a question, I looked over to answer her, and then I looked ahead again...just in time to be met with a theatre door to the face. Boy did I feel stupid! It had to happen right in front of her, didn't it? Nice...

4. Oh, and once I hit a parked car on my bike. I told my friends that it veered out in front of me...

I rode my bike into a ditch on Fridaye evening coming home from the pub. It took me an hour to get out, but I was unharmed.

i'm happy to say I never broke a bone, Although I did sprain my wrist when my stupid freind ran out in front of me while i was going realy fast down a steep hill on my scooter and he knocked off..*******, thats what I think of him.

Also when I was in 5th class my supposed freind Jordan (A boy) kicked me in the butt. REALY HARD. It hurt alot to sit down and I couldnt sit on a solid wooden chair like the ones in the classroom so i had to go home, on the day we were playing tennis in PE (the only sport I like).
He got in big trouble for damaging my behind, double because I'm a girl.

my freind Eoin ( the one who caused the scooter accident) was at his locker in school. His locker is above a girl called robin's locker. He is realy tall so he was reaching over and she told him to stop because she couldnt stand up staright. He said shut up and pushed her then he turned around, dione with his locker and slammed into the door of mine!!!
Everyone laughed so he punched Jessica (Another freind) in the face.
Boy punching girl in face. He was sent to the principal Mr. Cannon. ( I know what a scary name mr. Cannon I call him boom boom)

it isn't realy an accident so much as an embarassment.
In the middle of the school play (The story of Jesus's birth0 I was mary and in the middle of the play I had morning sickness. that was a pun on me being mary pregnant with Jesus. it was Appendicitis. I was in hospital for a week and the stage smelled of vomit for 2 weeks.

if I think of any more i'll tell you all.

It is scary at times. I've mentioned this in another thread but yesterday a boy gave me birthday bashings so I poured his drink on his head.

Today he tried to beat me up and I tripped him. He tried to punch me so I spun around and fell into the arms of a realy cute 6th year guy ( A freind of my brother). the 6th year named Tom picked up the guy who was fighting me and he put him into a bin, It was funny.

eoin (Scooter accident guy) was cleaning out his locker today even though we were supposed too last week cause were on holidays now (I'm doing an extra irish coarse) anyway his bag was realy heavy and it burst, so all the books fell on the ground

(Some people may not find this funny)

I wasn't there but something happened to my brother. He was sleeping peacefully on the top bunk of his bed. My other brother was sleeping below him. Apparently my brother fell out of bed and woke my other brother and asked if he was hurt. My brother didn't answer. When my brother looked closer he was still asleep after falling off. He woke the next morning with a bit of a headache and had no idea that he had fallen off his bed in the middle of the night.

Laugh if you think it's funny, ignore it if you think it isn't

Now that I am back from camp, I have another to add.
My friend Artem and I, and a couple of our friends were playing in a stream, and I was wearing my flip-flops. Artem PO'd me, so I took off my flip-flops and began to chase him angrily. He told one of his friends to throw it in the stream, and he did-break it. I calmly took them and put them on the porch of my cabin, put on socks and sneakers, and got back out and snuck up on him. He was on the bank of the stream, and I yelled "FOOTWEAR HATER!" He was so startled, he did a spread-eagle onto a sandbank in the middle on the river and landed on his stomach. He got up, and he was covered from ankle to neck in watery sand. I laughed my head off.
This is what happens when you break someone's only pair of flip-flops.

-Gardevoir~

I have a few others to add.

When my brother was 2 he had just gotten done watching toy story. With his metality, he believed himself to be buzz lightyear. He proceeded to leap of the top of a slide and broke his arm. Then he found out that he couldn't fly! :O

I have a friend and she is a very smart girl. However, she is a bit of a klutz. She often loses her balance and falls down. Just from standing up. Then in gym class she ran into a bench during a warm-up jog.

My friend enjoys wrestling with me a lot, for some reason. One time we were wrestling in his basement and I grabbed his arm, swung him around in a full circle, and released. I didn't really know where I had released him, until I saw his head slam into to the support pillar and his form crumple. o_0