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What do plate tectonics, metamorphosis (or evolution in Pokemon), spriting, Hidden Values, a Fisherman, Snakes and Ladders, and, speaking of ladders, falling off a 10 foot ladder have in common?

I'll put the answer later... :wink:

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Youkou no Mugon wrote:
Why wouldn't Blastoise share with the other Pokemon?

'Cause he's shelfish!

erm...


hes a *Couph* Turtle *Couph*

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^^^
*Couph*(Blastoise is called the shellfish pokemon)*Couph*

Well I'm suprised that some of you really like my jokes. Personaly the first Knock, Knock joke was the best. The cross one is based on the true name of Teddiursa. Well I hope that those of you with good taste in jokes like this one...

A Munchlax walks in a field of pokemon and tells a Poochyena that he hasn't had a bite in ages. So Poochyena used Bite on Munchlax.

Not that great a joke, but still good right?

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^^^ you're right, its good but not great

it is humourous, but not something to make you laugh out loud


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Here are some I can think of now:

Why did Blastoise use Hydro Pump?
He thought it would be a blast.

Why didn't Kadabra use its spoon?
He was too busy eating cereal.

What do you wish to Marill in Christmas?
A Marill Christmas.

I'm sorry I had to do it >.<

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TechMath wrote:
What do plate tectonics, metamorphosis (or evolution in Pokemon), spriting, Hidden Values, a Fisherman, Snakes and Ladders, and, speaking of ladders, falling off a 10 foot ladder have in common?

I'll put the answer later... :wink:

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tell us the answer

where can you find french pokemon?

in Paras.


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Time for another lame shot. :|

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, and it hits a Bibarel, what do you have?

An ironic death.

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That was an awesome joke, DNA!

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Ditto to what Youkou no Mugon said. Though to me it would be funnier if it was a Bidoof. I hate Bidoof, WTF is it really? But Bibarel is alright even if I dislike it. It was about time to have a beaver pokemon. That wasn't a lame shot at all.

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Dark Zangoose wrote:
TechMath wrote:
What do plate tectonics, metamorphosis (or evolution in Pokemon), spriting, Hidden Values, a Fisherman, Snakes and Ladders, and, speaking of ladders, falling off a 10 foot ladder have in common?

I'll put the answer later... :wink:

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tell us the answer

where can you find french pokemon?

in Paras.


They all Form Casts. (get it: {castform}) Rate the Joke.


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What do you get when you cross a Bibarel and a swarm?

Annoyed.

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Hehe... Annoyed.

Well this isn't so good but here goes nothing...

1)What would you get if Torterra can learn Surf?

Your own private island.

2)What do you call a place where Muk live?

Far enough from your home.

Well, tell me what you think. So far every joke I came up with was on the spot.

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Groudon King wrote:
Hehe... Annoyed.

Well this isn't so good but here goes nothing...

1)What would you get if Torterra can learn Surf?

Your own private island.

2)What do you call a place where Muk live?

Far enough from your home.

Well, tell me what you think. So far every joke I came up with was on the spot.


made me smile :)

gonboo:
Why didn't Kadabra use its spoon?
He was too busy eating cereal.

hehehe (just Imagine)


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What do you call a pokemon who eats and sleeps loudly?
A Snore-lax

Why dont mountain climbers fear zubats?
Because they cant 'Mean-look'

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What poke do you get by exposing an Eevee to a French Stone?
A Napoleon.

Ouch >.<

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