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who can make a funny joke about pokemon? let's rate each others as well

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what do you call a dieting {shedinja}? skinny!

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Heh, skinny. I rate 9.1 / 10.

This is mine:

Look at {porygon2}'s nose. Does actually {porygon2} created for pecking?

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This should be in A & C

Psynvrn - 2/10 it isn't really a joke :?

What do you get if you cross a slowpoke and a psyduck?

A Psypoke ( :roll: )

Err...

What's the difference between a Pikachu and a Mouse?

Pikachu is yellow :roll:

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Why wouldn't Blastoise share with the other Pokemon?

'Cause he's shelfish!

erm...

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K here's my crack. (This is going to end up looking real stupid, I know it)

What is the difference between a hedgehog-themed Pokemon and a medicine man?

The spelling (Shaymin/shaman).

Yes they are pronounced the same - I have consulted my dictionary, do not tell me otherwise.

And yes, it looks stupid from where I'm sitting.
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Why did the Blaziken cross the road?

Because he wants to beat the snot outta whoever's making the corny chicken jokes

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Youkou no Mugon wrote:
Why did the Blaziken cross the road?

Because he wants to beat the snot outta whoever's making the corny chicken jokes


Best joke yet. (laughs)
Well it is hard to beat, but here's one I came up with on the spot.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there.
Wynaut.
Wynaut who?
Wynaut you opening the door.

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Youkou no Mugon wrote:
Why did the Blaziken cross the road?

Because he wants to beat the snot outta whoever's making the corny chicken jokes



HA!! that one gets a 10/10 in my book

"Groudon King" gets a 6/10.

what do you call a fake ghost-pokemon?

Fableeye(yeah it's kinda bad :? )

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke 'im on!

Why should you never get changed in front of a Pokémon?
He might peek-at-you


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Youkou no Mugon wrote:
Why wouldn't Blastoise share with the other Pokemon?

'Cause he's shelfish!

erm...


This one is the best so far IMO.

Here's mine: Why was Turtwig disappointed? Because he lost that running race with Buneary.

no im not 7

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Caelus wrote:
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke 'im on!


that's pretty good 8/10

why is munchlax such a pig?

he never takes just a gible

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:D People like my jokes!

What did the Bulbasaur say when he was sick?

Pi...ka-chu!

Okay, lame joke...

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Which pokemon is always the closest?

Cacnear

Yes, I know that was terrible; it has brought shame on my family

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Which Pokemon is really cruel?
-Tentacruel!

Which pokemon is cool?
-Tentacool!


(LOL im playing agianst em training my porygon-z)

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what do you get when you cross ash's {charizard} and a {machamp}

dead....ok that was lame.....sorry...

what do you get when you cross doom and a dog...a {houndoom} !!!!


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What do you get when you cross Theodor Roosevelt with Ursa Minor?

{teddiursa} Teddiursa

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{groudon} king,i dont get it...5/10

what meows but has a chime 2 it?a chimeowth!!!
10/10 !

pm your jokes to cutemew!!!!!


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*bonks cutemew on the head* No! Bad post!

Why did the Pokemon trainer hide under your bed?

So he could Pikachu in the night!

cutemew's joke made no sense... 1/10

GroudonKing's joke 10/10

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what pokemon should be in the mafia?

{marowak} marowak


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Why did Kyogre become friends with groudon?
Because he grewd on him

Yes bad :( unfortunatley grewd is not a word

8/10 to the one above me


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[quote="Youkou no Mugon"]*bonks cutemew on the head* No! Bad post!

Why did the Pokemon trainer hide under your bed?

So he could Pikachu in the night!

cutemew's joke made no sense... 1/10

GroudonKing's joke 10/10[/quote]

y it sounded ok to me? a meowth and a chimecho combined,get it?


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Yes, but there's no play on words. As opposed to Groudon King's jokes.
Rock on, Groudon King.
And now, if I could only think of another one...(This is gonna sound so lame from my point of view.)

What do you get when a grizzly bear falls on its belly onto a painted snare?
An Ursaring

*runs off*
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What time is it when you fall on a Gyarados?Bad time.

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Youkou no Mugon wrote:
Why wouldn't Blastoise share with the other Pokemon?

'Cause he's shelfish!

erm...


dats wuzes da funnierest thingy i evers hears


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<.< I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious...

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