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Dark Zangoose
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:47 pm Posts: 183 Location: Durrrrrr Banana?
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who can make a funny joke about pokemon? let's rate each others as well
I'll start:
what do you call a dieting ? skinny!
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:04 pm |
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psynvrn
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:05 am Posts: 199 Location: Indonesia
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Heh, skinny. I rate 9.1 / 10.
This is mine:
Look at 's nose. Does actually created for pecking?
_________________"Devotion, Determination, and Dedication is just what a leader requires." -psynvrn, 2008
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:16 pm |
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Joey90
Ace Trainer
Joined: Mon May 14, 2007 3:43 am Posts: 396 Location: UK
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This should be in A & C
Psynvrn - 2/10 it isn't really a joke
What do you get if you cross a slowpoke and a psyduck?
A Psypoke ( :roll: )
Err...
What's the difference between a Pikachu and a Mouse?
Pikachu is yellow :roll:
I win at laughs
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:56 am |
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Youkou no Mugon
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 11:56 am Posts: 737 Location: in the wonderful region of kanto
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Why wouldn't Blastoise share with the other Pokemon?
'Cause he's shelfish!
erm...
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:50 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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K here's my crack. (This is going to end up looking real stupid, I know it)
What is the difference between a hedgehog-themed Pokemon and a medicine man?
The spelling (Shaymin/shaman).
Yes they are pronounced the same - I have consulted my dictionary, do not tell me otherwise.
And yes, it looks stupid from where I'm sitting.
- DNA
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:28 pm |
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Youkou no Mugon
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 11:56 am Posts: 737 Location: in the wonderful region of kanto
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Why did the Blaziken cross the road?
Because he wants to beat the snot outta whoever's making the corny chicken jokes
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:46 pm |
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Groudon King
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:24 pm Posts: 521 Location: Cave of Origins, in the Depths of the Abyss
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Youkou no Mugon wrote: Why did the Blaziken cross the road?
Because he wants to beat the snot outta whoever's making the corny chicken jokes
Best joke yet. (laughs)
Well it is hard to beat, but here's one I came up with on the spot.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there.
Wynaut.
Wynaut who?
Wynaut you opening the door.
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:22 pm |
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Dark Zangoose
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:47 pm Posts: 183 Location: Durrrrrr Banana?
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Youkou no Mugon wrote: Why did the Blaziken cross the road?
Because he wants to beat the snot outta whoever's making the corny chicken jokes
HA!! that one gets a 10/10 in my book
"Groudon King" gets a 6/10.
what do you call a fake ghost-pokemon?
Fableeye(yeah it's kinda bad )
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Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:30 pm |
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Caelus
Bug Catcher
Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:08 am Posts: 7
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke 'im on!
Why should you never get changed in front of a Pokémon?
He might peek-at-you
*groan*
sorry
... had to be done...
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:55 am |
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Gnaaye
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:22 am Posts: 815
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Youkou no Mugon wrote: Why wouldn't Blastoise share with the other Pokemon?
'Cause he's shelfish!
erm...
This one is the best so far IMO.
Here's mine: Why was Turtwig disappointed? Because he lost that running race with Buneary.
no im not 7
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:55 am |
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Dark Zangoose
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:47 pm Posts: 183 Location: Durrrrrr Banana?
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Caelus wrote: How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke 'im on!
that's pretty good 8/10
why is munchlax such a pig?
he never takes just a gible
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:14 am |
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Youkou no Mugon
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 11:56 am Posts: 737 Location: in the wonderful region of kanto
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People like my jokes!
What did the Bulbasaur say when he was sick?
Pi...ka-chu!
Okay, lame joke...
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:43 pm |
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simon777
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:18 am Posts: 157 Location: UK
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Which pokemon is always the closest?
Cacnear
Yes, I know that was terrible; it has brought shame on my family
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Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:24 am |
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Xiahou
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:55 pm Posts: 149 Location: Middle-East
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Which Pokemon is really cruel?
-Tentacruel!
Which pokemon is cool?
-Tentacool!
(LOL im playing agianst em training my porygon-z)
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Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:59 am |
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cutemew
Fails at life
Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:54 pm Posts: 62 Location: climing mount cornet
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what do you get when you cross ash's and a
dead....ok that was lame.....sorry...
what do you get when you cross doom and a dog...a !!!!
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Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:30 pm |
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Groudon King
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:24 pm Posts: 521 Location: Cave of Origins, in the Depths of the Abyss
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What do you get when you cross Theodor Roosevelt with Ursa Minor?
Teddiursa
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Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:39 pm |
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cutemew
Fails at life
Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:54 pm Posts: 62 Location: climing mount cornet
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king,i dont get it...5/10
what meows but has a chime 2 it?a chimeowth!!!
10/10 !
pm your jokes to cutemew!!!!!
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:45 pm |
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Youkou no Mugon
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 11:56 am Posts: 737 Location: in the wonderful region of kanto
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*bonks cutemew on the head* No! Bad post!
Why did the Pokemon trainer hide under your bed?
So he could Pikachu in the night!
cutemew's joke made no sense... 1/10
GroudonKing's joke 10/10
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:52 pm |
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Dark Zangoose
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:47 pm Posts: 183 Location: Durrrrrr Banana?
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what pokemon should be in the mafia?
marowak
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:02 pm |
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Cherrygrove
Frontier Brain
Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 6:28 pm Posts: 749 Location: Toronto
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Why did Kyogre become friends with groudon?
Because he grewd on him
Yes bad unfortunatley grewd is not a word
8/10 to the one above me
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Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:22 pm |
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cutemew
Fails at life
Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:54 pm Posts: 62 Location: climing mount cornet
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[quote="Youkou no Mugon"]*bonks cutemew on the head* No! Bad post!
Why did the Pokemon trainer hide under your bed?
So he could Pikachu in the night!
cutemew's joke made no sense... 1/10
GroudonKing's joke 10/10[/quote]
y it sounded ok to me? a meowth and a chimecho combined,get it?
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:36 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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Yes, but there's no play on words. As opposed to Groudon King's jokes.
Rock on, Groudon King.
And now, if I could only think of another one...(This is gonna sound so lame from my point of view.)
What do you get when a grizzly bear falls on its belly onto a painted snare?
An Ursaring
*runs off*
- DNA
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:02 pm |
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SAIRAM
Ace Trainer
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:18 pm Posts: 302 Location: India
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What time is it when you fall on a Gyarados?Bad time.
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Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:47 am |
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magikoopa
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Youkou no Mugon wrote: Why wouldn't Blastoise share with the other Pokemon?
'Cause he's shelfish!
erm...
dats wuzes da funnierest thingy i evers hears
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Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:28 pm |
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Youkou no Mugon
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 11:56 am Posts: 737 Location: in the wonderful region of kanto
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<.< I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious...
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Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:10 pm |
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