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Author:  WooperTrooper [ Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  The Truth about Wobbuffet.

{wobbuffet}

now, we all now Wobbuffet is a little derpy, however, there is something about it you may not know.
first of all, here are the Pokédex entries for Wobbuffet:

"It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counter strike."
"To keep its pitch-black tail hidden, it lives quietly in the darkness. It is never first to attack."
"It order to conceal its black tail, it lives in a dark cave and only moves about at night."
"Usually docile, a WOBBUFFET strikes back ferociously if its black tail is attacked. It makes its lair in caves where it waits for nightfall."
"It desperately tries to keep its black tail hidden. It is said to be proof the tail hides a secret."

Figured it out yet? no?

to summarize the Pokedex's points:
-Wobbuffet's tail is VERY important to it. and it will do seemingly anything to protect it.
-its main move is to inflate its body to counter attacks.

Now, from this, i conclude that:

Wobbuffet IS the black tail, and the the large blue body is a decoy, an inflatable punching bag for enemies to attack so the tail stays out of harm's way.

you will never be able to look at a Wobbuffet the same way again.
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Author:  GhostPony750 [ Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Truth about Wobbuffet.

Wow... It seems you'r right! :D

Author:  ChillBill [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Truth about Wobbuffet.

Good grief, you probably are right!

Author:  OneGlovedEevee [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Truth about Wobbuffet.

Holy frig! You should post this to DYKG. Here's a link to the site.

Author:  SanguinaryScientist [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Truth about Wobbuffet.

My life is a lie.....

But it talks from the front
Let's just assume that the tail is its sensitive part and is dear to it
Like men to their.......Computers

Author:  twistedturtwig [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Truth about Wobbuffet.

I don't want to be that one guy, but this has been around for a long time, and lots of people already know about it. I'm pretty sure it's been on DYKG as well at some point.

Author:  Different55 [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Truth about Wobbuffet.

You just blew my mind. But it fits.
Another user once asked why wobuffet had eyes on its tail if it never even used the ones on its body. If the body is just a decoy then it doesn't need working eyes (although he could be like Brock). The reason the body is so big compared to the real body could be so that most people attack the larger area because that's where vital things are, usually. But with this its all a lie. It could also explain the ridiculously high HP. Not many people can damage a punching bag. But if somebody stomped on the actual thing then it might be pretty easy to take out.

SanguinaryScientist wrote:
But it talks from the front

It's all part of its plan to deceive you. Do not be fooled!

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Truth about Wobbuffet.

WooperTrooper wrote:
{wobbuffet}
Wobbuffet IS the black tail, and the the large blue body is a decoy, an inflatable punching bag for enemies to attack so the tail stays out of harm's way.

you will never be able to look at a Wobbuffet the same way again.


Wow. Intense. Great explanation!
...Or maybe, it could be like this;

Wobbuffet's tail is an parastic growth that came from outer space, and completely took over the Wobbuffet species. The reason they don't attack is that they save all the energy from all the attacks they previously absorbed, and then someday they will all release all the power they have absorbed, and obliderate the entire world! Then, it shall be reduced to a blackened wasteland world, and Wobbuffet will live at peace with their parastic alien growth tails.

I, for one, have a secret nuclear bunker just waiting for that day.

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