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rex09
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 1312
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WARNING: PG-13 lol
Chuck Norris once took a vacation to the virgin islands. when he left, it was only called the islands.
Chuck Norris was once laid over in an airport in africa for an hour. nine months later, 3,000 babies were born.
Chuck Norris once won a race against a beam of light.
Chuck Norris tutored Einstein in physics.
The only reason aliens have never come to decimate the earth is because they know that eventually they would run into Chuck Norris.
that's all i got... and what's with all these people asking who Chuck Norris is?!?! n00bs
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Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:11 pm |
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scironex
Bug Catcher
Joined: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:52 pm Posts: 5 Location: In Mah Villa playin' cards with the black dragonite
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.
On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Edoc'sil
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am Posts: 690 Location: Avoiding roasted cabbage, not eating earwax, and looking on the bright side of life
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Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris melted a Regice.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. There is no other way to describe him Chuck Norris.
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Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:35 pm |
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rex09
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 1312
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Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table; he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When chuck norris was born, his doctor was the only one who cried; never slap chuck norris.
can't remember...
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Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:39 pm |
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Wailord_2
Ace Trainer
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:32 pm Posts: 401
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
ON Valentine's Day Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his victims being very romantic Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day
On the day Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:43 pm |
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fifaking
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:55 am Posts: 230 Location: South Park
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he can slam a revolving door
he lost both legs but managed to walk it off
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:08 am |
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romon1
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:19 pm Posts: 73 Location: Toronto
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fifaking wrote: he lost both legs but managed to walk it off
The real mystery is how he lost both his legs in the first place.
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Draconian Kelsie
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:01 am Posts: 61 Location: Lala Land,USA
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Chuck Norris is the reason the British lost Chuck Norris is the reason for suicide bombers;they don't want Chuck Norris to kill them,but they still want to kill people
The first one I think I heard somewhere and the second one I kinda made up myself (please don't kill me Chuck Norris).That's why the second one kinda sucks.
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