It is amazing how the misspelling of one word can ruin your writing, but not in this story. Truestar and I will write a story, bu not one word will be spelled correct. You will see many spellings of the same word. This is just for fun, so don't think we are stupid. I'll edit in the story.
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ei aam soe dum becus ei cannet thinc ryte. ei wich ei cood kchanj thate. Bute ei canet. Soe heer ise owr storee.

Wone daey Truustarr ande Iragone, wennte toi skoole. Hie sow a butiefull gerl, ande wente tooo goie ande sei heir. Shee hadd a pempel thee sise ov ae kowe, ande hier namne wase Chit. Sheew lics too wride whoreses, ande penn bules. Her whorses namne es Bull Chit. Shee es a wreel kowegerl!
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Stay tuned for the next installment OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

MISPELT STERY

"Heh!" sed thee gerl. "I lic uu!"
"Soe doe ei!" Truustare sed.
"Kes mee!" Soe Iragone dide.
"Heheheh! w00t!" Shee bluched, "Sorie, ei havf w00t! spazums."

Your story reads:

I am so dumb because I cannot think right. I wish I could change that. But I cannot. So here is our story.

One day, Truestar and Eragon, went to school. He saw a beautiful girl, and went to go and see her. She had a pimple the size of a cow, and her name was *undisclosed*. She likes to ride horses, and pen bulls. Her horse's name is *also undisclosed*. She is a weird cowgirl.

EDIT:

"Hey!", said the girl, "I like you!"
"So do I!", Truestar said.
"Kiss me!", so Eragon did.
"Hehehe, w00t!" She blushed, "Sorry, I have "w00t!" spasms.


I am teh 1337 translat0r!

Strange how I could read it all perfectly.

Great huh?

And sorry Bull Chit was somewhat unintentional, I was watching a "TV's worst Moments" last night and this toothless kid tried saying it. I thought it was funny.