HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that^ is awsome! I have something like that, I had heataran down to about 2 hp and repetedly asleep and was just chuking pokeballs at it and it WOULDEN"T get caught!! .

I'm obsessed with getting good-natured legendaries, so I just traded for masterballs to catch Heatran, Regigigas and Giratina. I used my own masterball to get a modest Azelf, and quick balls work as well as a masterball on Dialga. So, yeah.

Anyway, my story:
Everything on my opponent's team, except Alakazam, was outrun and 1HKO'd by my Mamoswine, Killdozer. Heh. I've no idea why his team was so slow. He even had an Infernape, which really should've outrun Mamoswine.

1 Move changed the course of an entire battle

Battle one:
Used Confuse Ray second turn after Scizor died, and Hitmonlee lead a Rampage on the my other 2 pokes
Battle two:
Used Hail Second tun after Scizor died, and evasion lead to victory

Kinda weird how 1 move and change the course of an entire battle... crazy

Speaking of funny battles, I was playing Stadium 2 yesterday, and it was my Typhlosion level 100 versus computer controlled level 100 Swinub ftw.

Well, my Typhlosion had been wrecking havoc, but the second Pokemon I ko'd got a sand attack off.

This is how I lost:

Typhlosion used FlameThrower!

FlameThrower missed!

Swinub used Powder Snow!
Typhlosion is frozen!

Typhlosion is frozen solid!

Swinub used Magnitude!
Critical Hit

Typhlosion thawed!
Typhlosion used Flamethrower!
FlameThrower missed!

Swinub used Earthquake!
Critical Hit!
Typhlosion faints!
End Battle!
I lose!

I was pissed off.

^^^^
ouch. sounds painful.

Alright this happened about 2 weeks ago I was facing some person and
my Umbreon came out first and I used Protect against Metagross just to
see what his attack was . So it was so funny he use Explosion and Protect
took effect and He was so pissed he nearly cussed throughout the entire match. Talk about irony HaHA!!!

LMAO! Oh man that'd be so freakin' funny to see... i bet your opponent was thinking "No one expects Explosion from Metagross on turn 1 ! WUAHAHA--- WHAT!? Protection!?"

That is too good, lol who starts off with an Explosion lol

Who's this guy who keeps on using a metagross with explosion and keeps on having the misfortune to go against a umbereon with protect he does not seem to have a lot of luck.

I guess his Metagross just wanted to get rid of my Umbreon but it
backfired and it ended up Exploding.

Yes I know but I belive someone else has had the same sort of battle (death76?).

Does Freezing not work anymore? i have frozen a couple pokemon in about every other battle i do, and they ALL thaw out the same turn...What the hell is this

So the setting is:
Electrivire Is confused
Umberon used Wish

Electrivire snaps out of confusion and Umbreon used wish gets full hits with Wish becuase of Protect

Umbreon is close to full hits Electrivire used Brick Break and gets Critical Hit and takes Umbreon out from full hits

Ok, I have one, it was at the battle tower in the wi-fi room, I was down to my drifbloon with half it's HP gone, he had one more full one, he missed with both his attacks that would have killed me and I eventually beat him.

This is possibly the stupidest thing that could ever happen.

My Story:
It was late at night and i was battling airman33 really late at night and the match was in his favor after he just swept my first 2 pokemon. Anyways I worked my magic and we were down to our last pokemon each. His umbreon and my crobat. He keeps on using confuse ray and wish, just being annoying and My crobat gets down to half health meanwhile I'm using aerial ace, zen headbutt, and Cross psn just trying to kill it. The battle takes forever and he starts using STRUGGLE! I try to put him to sleep with hypnosis but it just keeps failing for like 7 turns in a row literally that long and he ends up killing me and he ends up in red barb with barely any hp left. I turn around and look at the clock and it was like 2 in the morning and we started battling at like 1 in the morning.

Sorry for the long post

WoW that must've sucked! Crobat could have won with Toxic and AirMan33
had a long hard battle.

why would you use zen headbutt^^^on umbreon?

Yeah Zen Headbutt does not affect Dark Types whatsoever.

Thanks for pointing out the obvious...

Thats not even anywhere near as bad as the battle I had with -TunK- last night. I swear he probably has the worst luck, it all started with a lucky switch. He had an electrike and I started with gyarados, so I switched to Bronzong. He ended up using Toxic and it didnt affect me. So then he attacked me with crunch or something and it didn't do squat, but when I attacked him with Bronzong I OHKOed him with a critical hit EQ lol.

It went down hill from there, I decided to switch to Milotic when he tossed out Miltank, so I KOd it by using confuse ray and it never even got to attack, but the next part was even worse. He tossed in Whiscash, my milo is faster so I outran it for a Confuse Ray, and I literally kept sayin 'Hurt Yourself" and it did, so since I couldn't kill it I tossed in Electivire, and I predicted Spark. So I said "Don't hurt yourself" and it didnt LMFAO. It used spark and activiated my motor drive allowing me to KO it in one hit.

so while I still have 6 he now has 3. So he decides tossing in Arcanine, so I outran it and OHKOd it but now my Electivre was a little weak so I switched back to Milotic. He tossed in Crobat, so first he uses Hypnosis and as a typical hypnosis does, it missed while I again used Confuse Ray. And again I started saying "hurt yourself and it did" so I decided this may be a good time to switch in to Gyarados, I really don't know why though. So I switched in, and the next turn Crobat snapped out of confusion, used hypnosis, and put me to sleep. So the next turn I woke up lol, used Ice Fang and FROZE HIM LMFAO. It was the funniest thing, and he was just like about to kill his team. So then he had slaking, it was faster to it went first, I lived throguh a nightslach but barely cause Crobat had done some damage. I Aqua Tailed, he couldn't switch out, so I Aqua Tailed again. So while i'm in low yellow, he decided to use Hammer Arm, which was a bad Idea. It ended up not being very effective, left me with 12 HP and I KOd it with the final Aqua Tail.

So I eneded up winning 6-0 in the funniest battle I have ever had.

You definitely need to use shorter sentences^^^
But yeah, that's about the luck I have sometimes. This one time I battled someone twice, I really don't remember who it was, and both times at one point it was my electivire against his infernape.

Time 1: he used EQ, left me with THREE HP, I EQ and KO him.

Time 2: he used Close Combat, left me with THREE HP, I EQ and KO him.

Kind of strange that they both left me with 3HP seeing how CC is 180 base damage and SE EQ is 200

Ok, this has had a lot of posts and I would like to start a thread voting the funiest, those that will be entered must have at least two nominations from someone other than the poster, each person gets one nomination, if you want to change it say so, those that can be nominated include all previous posts and one more funny battle post, the voting will start in about two weeks in the activities forum, the winner is the poster who got the most votes for his funny battle, the prize is yet to be decided (probably a deoxys).

DON'T NOMINATE A POST IF IT ALREADY HAS TWO NOMINATIONS

post away!

P.S. please keep on posting funny battles even if it will not be nominated, please nominate with the same post as a funny battle and post the location of the funny post and copy and paste it.

P.P.S. this was my first thread and I was/am amazed at it's sucsess!

There was this one time when i was battling when i used fire fang. with no abilities or any accuracy hinderance it missed. i then used it again, it missed, then again it missed again! the chance of that happening is 0.0125%! (if i calculated correctly) i would rather have a shiny than have a move that has 95% accuracy miss three times.

This one time in my pokemon ruby game i wnet to rayquaze and i was trying to capture it... i got it down so far you couldnt even see it anymore..... i used about 32 superballs....none worked and all i had left was 1 pokeball....................... i was crying not because i only had one but because i captured it with the pokeball

Nice! i had something like the first quick ball i used on palkia caught it. seriously!

What's a superball?
And Palkia's easy to catch, no matter what ball you use