well, backfire IV went one for about a month past it's expiration date, so to follow the rules, i made a new one.
This will end August 31, 2010.
Rules:
Someone makes a wish, and you have to grant it, but twist the wisher's words around so that they backfire on them.
For example (from the last game):
"I wish i didn't have so much homework everyday."
"Granted, but the homework you do get is impossibly hard."
Now, you make a wish.
"I wish it was summer already."
and continue on until August.
Try to make them creative, but let's try to avoid criticizing other's backfires, shall we??
I'll start with:
I wish that we get some cool backfires.

granted but the rest suck.

i wish a mod would close backfire IV so that i dont post in it anymore.

lol granted but they also ban your accout for posting in it before.
i wish someone would start another werewolf game.

Granted, but it's Twilight werewolves and the game is trolled by rabid fangirls.

I wish that someone would wish for mind reading powers.

granted, but they never post it here.
i wish for telekinetic powers (lolz)

granted, but everytime you use them you lose have your lifespan

i wish i had a block of cabbot seriously sharp chedder cheese.

granted, but it's so sharp it cuts your tongue in half.
i wish my dad didn't have to leave on business.

Granted but he has to leave for other reasons.

I wish I could get over my writer's block and actually write a fanfic.

Granted, but when you suddenly come up with a great idea, you rush to the computer, and in the process, knock it over and breaking it.
I wish i could find motivation to practice drums more.

granted, but the more you practice the worse you get.

i wish i had the full version of the game Creeper World

Granted, but some maniac cuts off your hands so you can't play it.

I wish Krisp would merge Fan Art with Sunnyshore already.

Granted, but he disables posting.
I wish healthy food tasted better.

Granted, but your mouth is stitched shut by the same maniac.

I wish school would just end already.

Granted, but when it skipped all those dates to get to the end, you suddenly failed all your classes. As a result, yo now have summer school. enjoy.
I wish my diamond hadn't frozen while i was chaining.

Granted, but the shiny you find is a Lv 1 Kricketot.

I wish all the Gen V Pokemon were revealed.

Granted, but you don't know any of them.
I wish people on this other forum my brother's part of knew how to play this game right. (no rly, someone wished for a racetrack on the moon, and someone else replied "granted, but today's technology makes it impossible to create." lol, for those interested, it's nfsworldonline)

Rolfmao it is granted but he EXPLODE in front of your PC screen.
I wish I could do a midjet pokemon propely.

(do you mean midget?? that's what i'll assume) granted, but as soon as you finish a growth machine hits it and it grows to godzilla-proportions.
i wish i hadn't accidentally added to the necromancy of the "corrupted wish game."

Granted, but you accidentally added to the necromancy of everything else.

I wish that this rain would let up.

Granted, but then a Tyranitar shows up and causes an unending Sandstorm.

I wish Gen V came on the 3DS

granted, but it's 3D awesomeness is just too much for you, and you quit after 5 seconds.
I wish i had an iron man suit

Granted. Watch the scenes in the movie where Stark first tries the suit out.

I wish for extra functional arms.

Granted, but the total functionality of the arms is only for scratching your butt.
I wish so many of my friends weren't leaving for college (but good on them!!!! still just gonna be a junior next year tho....)

Granted but they are no longer your friends.
I wish the azure flute is out again.

granted, but you get into a car wreck on the way to the store and spend the rest of the time the event's out in the hospital. (btw, in america at least, i don't think it ever came out)
i wish i no longer needed braces.