Granted, you got a rotten chicken leg that has been left on your attic for 2 years. Enjoy.

I wish i could feel another people feelings and emotions.

Granted, but it promptly kicks you in the crotch. You are now sterile (if you're a girl, then it kicked your face and you now have brain-damage)
(dammit, NOOOO!!)
okay, granted, but all you feel is their suicidal thoughts and hate of you (meh, that wasn't as kewlz as the crotch-kicker.... D: )
I wish for a PS3.

Granted, you got the box case of PS3, not the PS3 itself.

I wish someone would make a new Motto Game. (Don't know? Scroll down on the first page of Kanto Safari Zone and you'll find it)

(why don't you just make it?? unless it's similar to an active game, i don't think there's a rule that says you can't....)
granted, but you are not allowed to play or even look at it.
i wish for a shooting star tonight (now that would be cool)

It's night there? Man, it's 6 o' clock in the morning here.
Anyway, granted, but the weather is cloudy, rainy, in short, HEAVY STORM!!!

I wish for a metallic ruler.

Granted, but when you get it you realize it is made of Nickel, something you are highly allergic to, putting you in the hospital for life

I wish you weren

Granted, i don't.

I wish for the possession of the sky.

granted, but then it falls, and chicken little has to fight off a bunch of aliens, and you die in the process (based off of an American movie, idk if you've seen it or not...)

I wish that i had more time to enjoy myself.

also, this game ends on the 31st, so keep that in mind guys!!

Rex, you should reopen it after it ends, this is to much fun

Anyways, Granted, you get so much time that you end up accomplishing everything you wanted in life, leading to extreme boredom, which then leads to suicide

i wish DV training in the orginal games wasn't so Fing hard

Granted, it is so damn hard.

I wish for a healthy body.

Someone else is more than welcome to open a new one. but reopening this one... meh. not much point to it.

Granted, but a jealous person soon mugs you, and you wind up on life support and in a coma.

i wish that people wouldn't necromance old games/RPs.

Granted, Aliens do it instead

i wish my wishes would come true

Granted: But only the bad wishes.

I wish whoever grants this wish could grant it.

Granted, but since I have to backfire it, you died.
I wish that Werewolf XIII goes muchmuch better than the last one.

*sigh* I wish Emin Jofit was around more often, he actually solved the paradoxes properly. (Not backfire wish)

Granted: The game does better, but you lose right away.

I wish you would backfire this wish.

Goddamn, another paradox. *avoids question altogether*
i wish that whoever backfires this wish grants it (am i doin it rite? lol)

Granted: I do nothing, because your wish contradicts itself, making you wish for nothing.

I wish that I didn't wish this wish, but I still get something out of this wish.

(meh. paradoxes are too much for my 16-year old mind....)
granted, you feel a need to make a wish however.
i wish for a wish that's unwishable. (gah i suck at this, but it's fun )

Lol, your older than me, i'm 15. And I know its fun.

Granted: I grant you a wish that nobody wants to wish(aka an unwishable wish)

I wish this wish was the person who grants this wish's wish.

Granted, but then it is officially proved that paradoxes don't f***ing exist.

I wish that the next wish won't reference the previous wish from the following wish's viewpoint (my first attempt at a troll wish, probably sucks, but eh)

Darn it, paradoxes are too much for my 14 year old brain.
Granted, it will, from your wish viewpoint, of course.

I wish the next wish will grant the wish below that person's wish.

Ha ha ha. this is fun.

Granted: My wish grants the next wish but we still have to backfire it.

I wish you would backfire this wish, without granting it.

nothing happens

i wish that people will stop that "i wish this wish will wish what the last wish wishes before the last wish" nonsence

granted, but everyone gets bored and leaves the game (really, i was quite enjoying the paradoxes; they make you think)
i wish that the wish i wish isn't a wish at all.

and the game will end in about *checks time* four to twenty-eight hours (depending on how you take the end date) in my time zone. as long as nobody posts after the 31st (in your time zone), though, you'll be good.

It's 11:55 in the Eastern Standard Time Zone. Here is the final wish for me.
Granted, it never existed.

I wish that all the terrible things in this game never happen.