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Author:  GhostPony750 [ Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:23 pm ]
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Granted, but every time you try to post, your computer crash. So much that you end up throwing away your computer on the wall by frustration. (I take it as a wish, let's continue the game! ^_^)

I wish for a lot of money.

Author:  Thebluepik1 [ Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:45 pm ]
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Granted, and that would be a lot of money now. *holds out hand expectantly* Sorry, this wish requires a finders fee.

I wish that people would understand every reference I made.

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:09 pm ]
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Granted. Everyone understands every reference you make. Since every reference you now make concerns Harry Potter, and every know about Harry Potter. :D

I wish that I would actually get something done. My novel, fanfic, and responses to emals and the like, have been seriously neglected.

Author:  GofD [ Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:19 pm ]
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Granted, you finish your novel, but you spend so much time on it trying to finish it, that you don't enjoy anything else life has to offer. You die at the age of 90, never married and no children. Your Body is found 20 years later, along with your novel.

On the bright side, your novel wins a Nobel prize for literature and various other awards.


I wish I could have gotten an Eevee with Hidden power Fire.

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:24 pm ]
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Granted. For whatever reason though, your HP Fire Eevee is glitched and cannot make use of HP Fire, since he cannot learn Hidden Power. Oh, I suppose that's a bit of a problem...

I wish that I could get my novel done by the age of 20 and still win my Nobel prize and such awards. :D That's like a dream come true.

Author:  Different55 [ Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:55 pm ]
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ShinyScorpio wrote:
I wish for a cure to cancer to be discovered
Go ahead be that person to backfire this one I dare someone.

How's this for a backfire? www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555181

Author:  GofD [ Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:01 pm ]
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CuteKirlia wrote:

I wish that I could get my novel done by the age of 20 and still win my Nobel prize and such awards. :D That's like a dream come true.



YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!!!

Buuuuuuuuuuut you only dreamed it.

I wish for a tookie.

Author:  MichaelXD [ Sat Jan 11, 2014 4:17 am ]
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What's a tookie?

I wish to have ok fun here.

Author:  GofD [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:25 pm ]
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Granted, but then I showed up.

I still wish for a Tookie.

Author:  Different55 [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:44 am ]
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Granted, but s/he murders you like s/he murdered everyone else. (urban dictionary definition)

I wish got artistic inspiration.

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:04 pm ]
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Granted. However, the overflow of inspiration runs away with you, and you end up painting, doodling, and writing on every available surface you can find. A lot of people aren't happy that their cars have ended up a work of art...

I wish to have done well on my chemistry final.

Author:  GofD [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:12 pm ]
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GRANTED! You pass with flying colors! Unfortuently your Teach realizes that he/she used the wrong test. So you have to rewrite it. And its 1000x harder then what you first wrote. On the Plus side your given a week to study for it!

I wish for __________.

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:31 pm ]
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GRANTED! Since you put a blank, I get to fill it in! Let me see, I give you a free time paradox back to the time of... hmm... I don't know, lets say George Washington. Yep. George Washington and his cherry tree.

I wish I had more time...

Author:  GofD [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:22 pm ]
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Granted. I give you a nano second. Enjoy it, savor it.

I wish I knew what I was wishing for.

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:02 pm ]
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HUSH, YOU! YOU ARE BEING FORCED TO WATCH A CHERRY TREE BEING CHOPPED DOWN OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY MY TIME PARADOX!

No... I'm just kidding... maybe.

Anyways, Granted. You know what you want to wish for. However, you have used up your last wish with that wish. Sorry.

I wish I had a peace of cheese.

Author:  Shiny Hunter [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:15 pm ]
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Granted, all cheese is now animate, but it still tastes just as good, but since it is peaceful, they hold cheese rights protests every time someone eats a piece of it. These protests are highly annoying and the cheese always has a really obnoxious parade that no one new ever supports it (like the KKK).

I wish that no one ever made grammatical errors.

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:55 pm ]
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Oops... grammar mistake... wrong kind of "piece"...
BUT I DON'T WANT MY CHEESE ANIMATE, IT TASTES NICE, AND I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE OR ALIVE-LOOKING!

*Sigh...*

Granted. No one makes grammatical errors. Because there is no such thing as grammar. Thus, when 3v3Ry 1s P027s l00k LiEk 7his, you know you have made a problem.

I wish I didn't feel so embarrassed by this one slip-up. (I'm usually the one (wanting to be) scolding someone else for lack of grammar!)

Author:  Different55 [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:09 pm ]
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Granted. You feel nothing at all. You've lost all capability of emotion.

I wish for my palm tree to be accepted into the gallery by the people at PixelJoint.

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:21 pm ]
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Granted. But it turns out that my lack of emotion problem is a disease that spreads through the internet. Other people receive this disease as I have, and while your palm tree is in the gallery now, no-one really is looking because they're all trying to figure out why they didn't feel unhappy when so-and-so stepped on their toe, and so on. (Not the best backfire ever, I guess).

I wish for...

A BACKFIRE!

Author:  GofD [ Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:06 am ]
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Granted, your car has backfired and now wont start. Today is also "national mechanic day" So all the mechanics have the day off. You end up having to walk to work/school. And it takes you 10x longer than usual. By the time you get there, you realize you had the day off.

I wish for a box inside a box a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box with a bow on top.

Author:  Thebluepik1 [ Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:22 pm ]
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Granted, but it takes so long to open all the boxes that by the time you open the last one, which has air in it, you die.

I wish that Hetalia was real... I'd be best friends with Italy and Prussia. :3

Author:  sumo12345 [ Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:57 am ]
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Granted. She/He/Whatever wants to kill you.

I wish for a qwerty.

Author:  GofD [ Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:19 am ]
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Granted, but its in German Pig Latin.

I wish for some Di-hydrogen Monoxide.

Author:  CuteKirlia [ Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:13 am ]
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Granted. You receive some Dihydrogen Monoxide, a good deal of it sealed up in a crate. With this shipment, is also a free bonus package of raw Radon in it's elemental form! Let's hope you find a way to dispose of it without dying.

I wish for some cheese-flavored bubblegum. Some that won't kill me.

Author:  GofD [ Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:49 am ]
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Granted. Here is some Blue cheese Bubble gum. Might be expired though, but should still taste good.

I wish for less wishes.

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