Greetings, random goer of the eminent Psypoke Community. If you are reading this thread right now, it means you've taken interest in the marvellous, most glorious of all teams, the Green Monkeys. If that's the case, and you haven't stumble upon our humble greatness by accident, then you're in for a treat! This is our propaganda thread, where informaton on our modest prodigiousness can be found, read, digested and assimilated. Now, before you get all hyper about joining us, the following text, our rules and regulations, must be thoroughly understood and incorporated. Take your time to read everything, and make sure you don't skip a single word. Alterations will be made if/when necessary.
The Green Monkeys are the reincarnation of former team Midnight, a group of incorrigible, rebellious, unruly children with no sense of order or administration whatsoever. Having been selected to become your Team Leader, I, Galar the Radical, have taken upon myself the seemingly impossible task to change this unfortunate, terrible image, and build a team we can be proud of. In order to do so, however, I was forced to take some serious actions to reinforce order and bring peace to all this turbulence. It might seem to you that these are very harsh measures, but, trust me, you will thank me in the future. Here's a brief description of how things will go from now on.
- This is not your playground, your colleagues aren't your friends, and you're certainly not here to "have a jolly good time". You will repay the honour of being part of the Green Monkeys with labor, full-time commitment and anything else we might need you for.
- This is not a democracy. Until the Powers That Be (in other words, our Highnesses the Frontier Brains, Lite Four and Psypoke Legends) decide on whether other ranks are needed or not, I (besides our Omnipotent Rulers) have full authority over and control of everything that happens within our borders.
- Our goal is one and one only; to put Operation Hand of God eventually into action. Details and information on it are currently classified and allowed to high-ranking personnel only, but will be revealed when the time comes.
We do not make alliances and we are not "friends" with other teams. To us, they are nothing but quick financial sources, subjects to be taken to our prisons and experimented on, and our laughing stock and target of ridicule. Their organizations are inferior to ours, their facilities are poor and archaic, their training methods are poorly-executed and lacking of discipline. We are better than these "people" at everything we can think of, and we need them for nothing besides the reasons stated above. Use them, then throw them away.
Galar the Radical (a.ka.a. Me):
By agreeing to join the Green Monkeys, you acknowledge me as your superior in any mental, physical, spiritual or administrative faculty/activity, and concede total submission. I am your highest-ranking General, your local Overlord, Head of State and greatest authority. I require no less than complete loyalty, your time and effort, and everything you hold dear if necessary for
In no circumstances shall you address me as anything else other than "Lord", "General", "Mistress" or "Greatness", preferably preceded by "My" or "Our". I'll give you the liberty to choose whichever you find more suitable to your tastes. As you may have noticed, I am not your traditional republican/democratic president. I am a tyrant and your most favorite (and only) dictator; therefore, I demand to be treated as the powerful oppressor I am. No friendly interactions will be tolerated.
Until further notice, no clearances or special privileges will be given to any of you. To me, you are all the same, nothing but pawns, servants and lowly workers, small moving gears in the colossal machine that is
The Dust Speck (a.k.a. You):
All Green Monkeys personnel must move to one of our dormitories located in one of the three underdeveloped countries ruled by me. Once accomodated, our facilities will provide you with food, training regimens and assign missions or jobs to each individual. You are allowed one day of the week to go home (except Mondays and Wednesdays), as well as during the following holidays (which will be shifted among you): Halloween (October 31st) and Carnaval (February 14th). Any member caught leaking out information on our projects or missions will be incapacitated (and possibly reassigned as subject for experimentation) or terminated by our Special Operations Battalion.
As part of the glorious Green Monkeys, you are absolutely prohibited to even consider being on good terms with our rivals and enemies (that means, every other team member and orphaned users in this Community). They are the sum of everything we despise, and their only worth is to be used, abused and discarded. Any member caught or suspected of being "friends" with a non-Green Monkey will be considered a traitor and will be accordingly punished (either by use of disciplinary measures, expulsion from our team or termination, depending on the severity of the case).
Within the Green Monkeys' facilities and headquarters, no employee is allowed to refer to our captive creatures as "Pokemon" or "Pocket Monsters". They shall be referred to as "animal subjects", "monsters" or any other generic term. By no means you are allowed to grow any sort of attachment to the monsters you battle or train with. They are subjects to our experimentatons and training regimens, and are our primary weapons and power sources. You are prohibited to keep them with you if they are not serving any purpose; all monstrous subjects must be returned to their containment chambers as soon as a member's mission or assignment is over.
Final Words:
Applications to join the Green Monkeys will be handed out starting January 10th 2016. Do not contact our Team Leader or our Community Overlords with the purpose of joining before that date; doing so will result in that member's form to be automatically rejected.
You are free to make commentaries or ask any questions to Your Greatness (me) if you so desire.
